If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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