what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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