I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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