I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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