Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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