id be glad to
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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