I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I have grass duct taped all over my body
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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