margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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