I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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