I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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