I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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