Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
