Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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