I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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