yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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