that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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