how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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