TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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