so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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