I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize