I smell stomach acid.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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