I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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