so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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