It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
