There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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