Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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