I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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