what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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