I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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