White coat. Heels.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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