he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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