so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you didnt know i had herpes?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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