Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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