Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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