we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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