Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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