There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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