the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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