You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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