So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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