So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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