I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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