I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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nutella sex= disaster
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.