CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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