Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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