How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm at about main and main street
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
