Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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