Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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