Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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