Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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