Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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