at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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