Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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