You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
that's an acceptable place to lick
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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