You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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